play-now-my-lord:

Crazy Ass White Boy Defies The Order Of Heaven In The McDonalds Parking Lot – You Won’t Believe The Divine Punishment For His Hubris

weyesbloodgf:

baby baby baby i’m your man

(via skincareroutine)

darkieforfun:

supreme-leader-stoat:

aspergillosis:

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hematite2:

so-sleepie:

shittyalchemist:

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

tags from @cromerholt

Having a real “must have been the wind” kind of night

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fresh2definitely:

duckdotcom:

iggykoopa666:

is the target audience even present on this website

buy my sorghum boy

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sacha-fenestraz:

stimpson:

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

caesarsaladinn:

hieronymus-botch:

caesarsaladinn:

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

himbofisher:

max1461:

novac:

Need to know your opinion on this like….. This is so hard

ok, legitimately, this is some east coast brainrot

what the fuck is going on

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hungwy:

Let’s all go to McDonald’s and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!

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tresbongout:

havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.